if i take long to answer your message it’s probably because i’m 50 miles down my dash
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer
Sexuality is fluid
you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
eventually online shopping is gonna escalate to the point where once u buy something u receive it instantly and we’re gonna tell stories to our grandchildren “i used to have to wait 5-7 business days for things to arrive. kids have it so easy these days”
Amazon is having a 30 minute delivery option in the near future